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Little Billy’s Slimy Nose Booger Escape!

One kid. One nose. One VERY BIG problem.

WARNING:

This book contains extreme levels of silliness, slime, and suspiciously green boogers. 🚨

Meet Billy Blink, a perfectly normal kid with one tiny problem…

He REALLY likes picking his nose.

Actually, “likes” might be putting it mildly.

Billy is basically a professional nose picker.

But one ordinary day in class, Billy makes a pick so spectacularly bad that—KABOOM! 💥

He accidentally opens a mysterious, glowing NOSE PORTAL!

And what comes crawling out?

👑 King Boogerton!
🤢 An army of Booger Monsters!
💚 Mountains of slimy green goo!
💨 And enough snot to make the school janitor  consider changing careers!

Suddenly, Billy’s classroom has become Ground Zero for

The Great Booger Invasion.

Desks are sliding.

Shoes are sticking.

Kids are screaming.

The teacher is reconsidering every decision that led to becoming a teacher.

And Billy?

Billy is going to have to clean up the biggest

nose-related disaster in school history.

With outrageous adventures, ridiculous characters, gross-out comedy, and enough slime to make even the toughest kid say “EWWWW!”, Little Billy’s Slimy Nose Booger Escape turns an everyday bad habit into an unforgettable adventure.

But underneath all the gooey chaos is a sneaky little lesson about hygiene, healthy habits, and knowing when to grab a tissue instead of digging for buried treasure. 🧻

Perfect for kids ages 6–14, reluctant readers, classroom fun, sleepovers, and families who aren’t afraid to laugh at the wonderfully gross things kids find hilarious.

🤢 Why Kids Will Love It

😂 Laugh-out-loud gross-out humor   👃 A nose-picking adventure unlike anything they’ve read before👑 A ridiculous villain named King Boogerton   💚 Slimy Booger Monsters   💥 Classroom chaos and nonstop surprises   📖 A fun, easy-to-enjoy story for reluctant readers   🧻 A practical hygiene message cleverly hidden underneath all that goo

Because sometimes the road to learning good hygiene begins with a very bad decision…

…and a nose.

A VERY, VERY busy nose. 🤣

💨 WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling.

🤢 BONUS: Your child might actually ask for a tissue.

🧻 ULTIMATE VICTORY: They might even use it!

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